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Why Does the Bride Always Wear White?

Female Jokes & Humor - Why does Bride Wear White Dress? Jokes about Women

Wearing Wedding Ring on the Wrong Finger

Jokes about Women - Wedding Ring on the Wrong Finger - Funny Women Jokes

Why Men’s Brains are Cheaper as Compared to the Brains of Women?

Female Jokes & Humor - Why Men's Brains are Cheaper? Jokes about Women

A Not so Attractive Woman Goes to a Fortune Teller

Jokes about Women - Ugly Woman goes to Fortune Teller - Funny Women Jokes

Don’t Taunt a Woman that Her Place is in the Kitchen

Female Jokes & Humor - Woman's Place is in the Kitchen - Jokes about Women

The Beggar with a Very Strong Will Power

Jokes about Women - Beggar with a Very Strong Will Power - Funny Women Jokes

Woman Without Her Man is Nothing. A matter of punctuation. See how the meaning of a sentence can drastically change with the putting of punctuation at a slightly different place?

Female Jokes & Humor - Woman Without Her Man is Nothing - Jokes about Women

Jokes about Women: Do Women Dress Up to Impress Men? Jokes about Women.

Jokes about Women - Do Women Dress Up to Impress Men? Funny Women Jokes

Behind Every Angry Woman, There is a Man…  Jokes about Women.

Female Jokes & Humor - Behind Every Angry Woman - Jokes about Women

List of Ways to Win an Argument with a Woman. Jokes about Women.

Jokes about Women - How to Win an Argument with a Woman? Funny Women Jokes

Jokes about Women: How to Find Out if a Woman is ‘Slightly Upset’ or not? Jokes about Women.

Female Jokes & Humor - 'Slightly Upset' Woman - Jokes about Women

Never Criticize a Woman’s Figure or Her Appearance. Jokes about Women.

Jokes about Women - Never Criticize a Woman's Appearance - Funny Women Jokes

Jokes about Women: ‘Efficiency Level of Women’. Jokes about Women.

Female Jokes & Humor - Efficiency Level of Women - Jokes about Women

Behind Every Crazy Woman is a Man. Jokes about Women.

.Jokes about Women - Behind Every Crazy Woman - Funny Women Jokes

‘Husband Wanted’. A woman in search of an husband gives an ad in Classified section of newspaper. Jokes about Women.

Female Jokes & Humor - 'Husband Wanted'; ad in Classifieds - Jokes about Women

Some Questions & Answers (Jokes about Women)

Q: “What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumor?”
A: “The internet, Telephone, Tell a woman.”

Q: “How much money does a man need to satisfy a woman’s shopping spree?”
A: “It is always just a little bit more.”

Q: “Why are blond jokes so short?”
A: “So men can remember them.”

Q: “What do you call a man who’s lost 95% of his brain?”
A: “A widower.”

Q: “Why every woman loves being married?”
A: “Because it’s so great to find that one special person she wants to annoy for the rest of her life.”

Q: “Why Math problems were invented by men?”
A: “Just so women would be wrong some of the time.”

Last Word in an Argument
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Things You Never Hear a Woman Say
– Don’t get up.  I’ll clean the house, you just watch the game and relax.
– No, no, you buy me too much already.

Makeup Tip for All Women
You’re not in the circus.

A Successful Man Vs a Successful Woman
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

These are Women…
An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women…

Good at Algebra
One Woman to Another Woman: “I heard you were good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking y?”

Arguing With a Woman
Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket. You know you’re not gonna win, but you’re sure as hell gonna try.

Admission of Age by Women
Few women admit their age; few men believe them.

Rise and Fall of a Successful Man
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Expectations of Men and Women
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

Behind Every Great Man….
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Research by a Jealous Woman
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

Women Drivers are Like Stars
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can’t see you

Whenever a Man Opens Door of Car for His Woman
When a man opens the door of his car for his woman, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the woman.

Related Pages:
Husband & Wife Jokes
USA First Ladies Quiz
Marriage Jokes (Reader’s Digest)

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